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Topic: Please let Mark Todd back
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Mark Todd
Film God
Posts: 3846
From: UK
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted August 09, 2003 02:25 PM
Hi Tony and all, well i`m back on, my old nail of a computer just would not handle me getting into the register page, nothing to do with the blind link thing. Thankfully Big T has helped me on his computer so back to witter on a little now and again. A group of travellers is making its way through the old west in America late in the nineteenth century. A scotsman, a swiss man and an english man. Suddenly from behind a jolly large cactus a horde of angry looking Red Indians come dashing out whooping loudly and capture them. The three men are taken back to the camp and each tied to a Totem pole. The big chiefey comes up to the Scotsman and asks " Have Um any last request before we give Um chop" ? Aye says the scotsman, I`ll have a wee, large!!! dram of whiskey if you please" Anyway no problem for the Indians that one so he gets his drink. The chiefey come up gives the scotsmans are a squeeze and says, " White mans skin make good war canoe Chop !!!! He asks the swiss gentleman the same question. " have Um any last request before we give Um chop" ? "Ja Ja says the man, I would like a swiss cheese to nibble on first please." Anyway I`m not sure how they do it but the Indians rustle up a large holey swiss cheese and give it to him for his last request. Then again the chiefey walks up, squeezes the mans arm and says White mans skin make Um good war canoe". Chop !!!!! Next he asks the Englishman. " You have um last request um before we give Um chop". ? I`ll have a large dinner fork please" comes his reply!!!!. The Indians think this strange but do find a nice dinner fork and give it to him. The mans grabs the fork and starts stabbing himself all over vigorously shouting. " No Chuffin Indians gonna make flippin a war canoe out of me"!!!!!!!!!
This is slightly related as I have a nice derann print 3x 400 of dead mans trail for sale, lovely print £40.
Thanks Mark.
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