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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003

posted March 05, 2008 09:32 AM

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted March 05, 2008 12:14 PM

Was this trip really necessary,

still, your post was really a "gas"!

your "emmision" of posts never cease to entertain!

maybe I should "pass" on this conversation.

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"All these moments will be lost in time, just like ... tears, in the rain. "

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Barry Johnson
Master Film Handler

Posts: 358
From: United Kingdom
Registered: Jul 2003

posted March 05, 2008 01:12 PM

Some people would say that diatribe was as silly as shit. [Big Grin]

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Standard8 rules!!

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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted March 05, 2008 04:19 PM

This whole series of posts ... STINKS!

Hah!

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"All these moments will be lost in time, just like ... tears, in the rain. "

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Steve Klare
Film Guy

Posts: 7016
From: Long Island, NY, USA
Registered: Jun 2003

posted March 05, 2008 05:46 PM

Western Culture marches forward!

(PBBBBBTTTT!!!!)

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All I ask is a wide screen and a projector to light her by...

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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003

posted March 05, 2008 08:28 PM

Fine. Save it for my eulogy (sometime) LOL

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Eric Baucher
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 143
From: MD
Registered: Apr 2007

posted March 08, 2008 08:50 PM

chip whats that film in your hands in your pic?

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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003

posted March 08, 2008 09:06 PM

A) Just a bunch of super 8 film on a 400 foot spool

B) The campfire scene from Blazing Saddles

C) The dinner sequence from Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy

D) .................................. [Big Grin]

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Simon McConway
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1085
From: Doncaster, UK
Registered: Jun 2004

posted March 09, 2008 05:08 PM

Since we are talking about pooping/letting-off or whatever term you prefer, I've often wondered about the name "Bronx Cheer". It obviously refers to a tremendous poop being emitted, but wondered what they call it by this name?

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