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Graham Ritchie
Film God

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From: New Zealand
Registered: Feb 2006

posted April 07, 2006 12:39 AM

Two goats in the desert found a tin of film.One of them nuzzled it until the lid came off.The film leader loosened around the spool,the first goat ate a few frames.The second goat ate some too.Soon,they pulled all the film off the reel and consumed all of it.When nothing was left but the can and the spool the first goat said,"Wasn't that great?" "Oh, I don't know" replied the second goat."I thought the book was better". [Roll Eyes]

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Jan Bister
Darth 8mm

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From: Ohio, USA
Registered: Jan 2005

posted April 07, 2006 07:45 AM

Alternate ending:

"Wasn't that great?" - "How would I know, you ate the last scene!"

[Big Grin]

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Call me Phoenix. *dusts off the ashes*

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Paul Adsett
Film God

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From: USA
Registered: Jun 2003

posted April 07, 2006 09:11 AM

Alternate ending #2:
"Was'nt that great?". Yes, but I'm still hungry -that was an 8mm digest!" [Big Grin]

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Jan Bister
Darth 8mm

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From: Ohio, USA
Registered: Jan 2005

posted April 07, 2006 03:15 PM

Alternate ending #3:

"Wasn't that great?" - "Eh, had better. They need to use less vinegar next time."

[Big Grin]

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