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Graham Ritchie
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 - posted April 07, 2006 12:39 AM      Profile for Graham Ritchie   Email Graham Ritchie   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Two goats in the desert found a tin of film.One of them nuzzled it until the lid came off.The film leader loosened around the spool,the first goat ate a few frames.The second goat ate some too.Soon,they pulled all the film off the reel and consumed all of it.When nothing was left but the can and the spool the first goat said,"Wasn't that great?" "Oh, I don't know" replied the second goat."I thought the book was better". [Roll Eyes]

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Jan Bister
Darth 8mm

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 - posted April 07, 2006 07:45 AM      Profile for Jan Bister   Email Jan Bister   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Alternate ending:

"Wasn't that great?" - "How would I know, you ate the last scene!"

[Big Grin]

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Call me Phoenix. *dusts off the ashes*

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Paul Adsett
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Alternate ending #2:
"Was'nt that great?". Yes, but I'm still hungry -that was an 8mm digest!" [Big Grin]

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Jan Bister
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Alternate ending #3:

"Wasn't that great?" - "Eh, had better. They need to use less vinegar next time."

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Douglas Meltzer
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 - posted April 07, 2006 09:14 PM      Profile for Douglas Meltzer   Email Douglas Meltzer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Does color fade subtract from the tastiness?

Doug

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I think there's room for just one more film.....

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Jan Bister
Darth 8mm

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I suppose it could leave a bit of a bland taste...

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