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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003


 - posted February 18, 2010 09:12 PM      Profile for Chip Gelmini     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China .
2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .
3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala .
5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

Or, you can keep the money in America by:
1. spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. going to baseball or football games, or
3. hiring prostitutes, or
4. buying cheap beer or
5. getting tattoos.
These are the only wholly-American- owned businesses still operating in the US .

Conclusion:
The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.

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Dan Lail
Film God

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From: Loganville, Georgia, USA
Registered: Jun 2003


 - posted February 18, 2010 10:38 PM      Profile for Dan Lail   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
[Big Grin]
quote:
Conclusion: The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.
Chip, sound like the answer punchline when Johnny Carson's character " Carnack The Great" opens the envelope.

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Christopher Allison
Film Handler

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From: Costa Mesa Ca, USA
Registered: Dec 2009


 - posted February 19, 2010 02:44 PM      Profile for Christopher Allison   Email Christopher Allison   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
sounds like a good time at the ball game [Big Grin]

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Joe Caruso
Film God

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From: USA
Registered: Jun 2003


 - posted February 20, 2010 10:49 AM      Profile for Joe Caruso     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I got the tattoos

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