8mm Forum: Two Old Goats

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Posted by Graham Ritchie (Member # 559) on April 07, 2006, 12:39 AM:

Two goats in the desert found a tin of film.One of them nuzzled it until the lid came off.The film leader loosened around the spool,the first goat ate a few frames.The second goat ate some too.Soon,they pulled all the film off the reel and consumed all of it.When nothing was left but the can and the spool the first goat said,"Wasn't that great?" "Oh, I don't know" replied the second goat."I thought the book was better". [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Jan Bister (Member # 332) on April 07, 2006, 07:45 AM:

Alternate ending:

"Wasn't that great?" - "How would I know, you ate the last scene!"

[Big Grin]

Posted by Paul Adsett (Member # 25) on April 07, 2006, 09:11 AM:

Alternate ending #2:
"Was'nt that great?". Yes, but I'm still hungry -that was an 8mm digest!" [Big Grin]

Posted by Jan Bister (Member # 332) on April 07, 2006, 03:15 PM:

Alternate ending #3:

"Wasn't that great?" - "Eh, had better. They need to use less vinegar next time."

[Big Grin]

Posted by Douglas Meltzer (Member # 28) on April 07, 2006, 09:14 PM:

Does color fade subtract from the tastiness?

Doug

Posted by Jan Bister (Member # 332) on April 07, 2006, 11:52 PM:

I suppose it could leave a bit of a bland taste...

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