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Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on April 10, 2009, 08:47 PM:

[I really thought this was great]

ARE YOU MY SON

An elderly man in his 80's is having lunch at a mall food court. About 10 minutes later, a teenager with a mohawk sits down next to the table and has a drink. For the next 10 minutes, the elderly man keeps eye balling the teenager.

Finally in disgust, the teenager says, "Whats the matter old man, haven't you ever seen a mohawk?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replies, "I did have sex with a parrot once. I was wondering if you are my son?"

[Big Grin]

Posted by Patrick Walsh (Member # 637) on April 12, 2009, 07:29 PM:

Classic Chip!!! [Big Grin]

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