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Topic: Martians Land in Rosies Toilet. !!!!

Mark Todd
Film God

Posts: 3846
From: UK
Registered: Aug 2003

posted March 12, 2004 03:45 PM

Blimey I was just listening to the radio tonight when the broadcast was interupted to announce that Martians had come to earth in droves and landed in Rosie, sorry Mikes toilet yesterday evening and the military had just released the frightening details.
Apparently they have been monitoring the forum for months now on the lookout for cheap GS1200s ( not much chance of that !!!) and picked up on cinenega.GS.ive content.
It appears that the reason there is such a short fall of affordable GS`s now is that in the late 70`s and early 80`s Martians disguised wearing human look suits bought up most of the affordable GS`s in the local papers etc and took them to Mars where there is a thriving super 8 movement.
It is now believed that its actually the Martian love of cine that has kept the hobby going and they regularly pop to earth to buy new super 8 features and trailers etc from Derann and other dealers, even appearing at film conventions. Its said you can recognise them becuase the skin suit is often a bit saggy or loose fitting and they smell of mouldy old socks.
Anyway back to the news. A huge fleet has apparently decsended upon Mikes house and taken over his toilet while he was sat there reading the paper looking for anything cine in the small adds to shift on on ebay when suddenly the door burst open and a wave of intense light flooded in.
Next strange looking creatures heads popped around the door and surveyed a rather astonished looking Mike.
"We have come to reprogramme your GS type thinking" came a thin metalic voice."They are the best, all and everything"
After being given time to sort himself out Mike was taken "roughly" I mean escorted to the Mother ship and probed for negative feedback on the top of the range elmo super 8 projector.
After hours of lengthy observation Mike was forced to ingest microscopic nanobots that would rush though his body, locate the GS negativity and purge it from his system.
Then as quickly as they had come, once they had sneaked off wit his 100 foot super 8 copy of "Video Killed the Radio Star" they were gone.
Its just emerged that next moring Mike awoke remembering all of this as if it had been a dream and after breakfast rushed to the phone and contacted all of the UK cin`e dealers one after the other trying to buy a GS that needed the plastic parts reprofiling for £1400.
Sadly no-one had one, so he has been left dazed and shaken and desperate to buy one of the excellant machines
The military have also advised Mike that under no circumstances should he ever denigrade the wonder that is the GS1200 in future for fear that he may cause further large scale invasions.
Well thankfully the threat seems to have passed now and lets hope Mike has learnt his lesson.

Best Mark. ( one seriously worried ST600 owner who has just fitted a new lock to his bathroom door.)