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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003

- posted May 22, 2005 08:40 PM      Profile for Chip Gelmini     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
A Grasshopper walks into a bar to get a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says, "WOW! We have a drink named after you!"

The Grasshopper responds, "Really? You have a drink called Marvin?"

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Jan Bister
Darth 8mm

Posts: 2629
From: Ohio, USA
Registered: Jan 2005

- posted May 22, 2005 08:46 PM      Profile for Jan Bister   Email Jan Bister   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

Says the bartender, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Call me Phoenix. *dusts off the ashes*

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Tom Photiou
Film God

Posts: 4837
From: Plymouth U.K
Registered: Dec 2003

- posted May 23, 2005 03:17 PM      Profile for Tom Photiou     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Try this one, bloke in at the bar looks down and the nuts in the bowl are telling he looks good, he walks to the fruit machine and puts his pint on top of it, fruit machine says get the f*** out of here you turd. The guy complains to the bar manager who explains that the nuts are complimentry and the fruit machine's out of order. [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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