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Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on December 08, 2009, 10:09 AM:
What does Jolly Saint Nick need to get o0ut of the Insane Asylum, in order to deliver presents?
A "Sanity Clause"!
What did Santa get a case of after grumbling against his reindeer?
A bad case of "Hoof in Mouth"
Posted by Steven J Kirk (Member # 1135) on December 08, 2009, 10:56 AM:
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Satanists? They sold their souls to SANTA...
Posted by Martin Jones (Member # 1163) on December 08, 2009, 12:16 PM:
My granddaughter tells me Santa has no problem keeping warm on his travels... his sleigh is pulled by six radiators.
Martin
Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on December 08, 2009, 06:39 PM:
Very cute Martin!
To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town"
"You, better clean up,
you better take care,
you better hide all your silverware ...
They'll talk about religion
and how you used your vote
and then they will proceed to drop
your china gravy boat
(crash!)
Ohhh ...
you better clean up,
ya better take care,
ya better hide all dat silverware
relatives are coming .. to town!
Relatives are coming to town!
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