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Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on February 18, 2010, 09:12 PM:
 
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China .
2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .
3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala .
5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

Or, you can keep the money in America by:
1. spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. going to baseball or football games, or
3. hiring prostitutes, or
4. buying cheap beer or
5. getting tattoos.
These are the only wholly-American- owned businesses still operating in the US .

Conclusion:
The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.
 
Posted by Dan Lail (Member # 18) on February 18, 2010, 10:38 PM:
 
[Big Grin]
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Conclusion: The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.
Chip, sound like the answer punchline when Johnny Carson's character " Carnack The Great" opens the envelope.
 
Posted by Christopher Allison (Member # 1867) on February 19, 2010, 02:44 PM:
 
sounds like a good time at the ball game [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Joe Caruso (Member # 11) on February 20, 2010, 10:49 AM:
 
I got the tattoos
 


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