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Posted by Mark Todd (Member # 96) on March 12, 2004, 03:45 PM:

Blimey I was just listening to the radio tonight when the broadcast was interupted to announce that Martians had come to earth in droves and landed in Rosie, sorry Mikes toilet yesterday evening and the military had just released the frightening details.
Apparently they have been monitoring the forum for months now on the lookout for cheap GS1200s ( not much chance of that !!!) and picked up on cinenega.GS.ive content.
It appears that the reason there is such a short fall of affordable GS`s now is that in the late 70`s and early 80`s Martians disguised wearing human look suits bought up most of the affordable GS`s in the local papers etc and took them to Mars where there is a thriving super 8 movement.
It is now believed that its actually the Martian love of cine that has kept the hobby going and they regularly pop to earth to buy new super 8 features and trailers etc from Derann and other dealers, even appearing at film conventions. Its said you can recognise them becuase the skin suit is often a bit saggy or loose fitting and they smell of mouldy old socks.
Anyway back to the news. A huge fleet has apparently decsended upon Mikes house and taken over his toilet while he was sat there reading the paper looking for anything cine in the small adds to shift on on ebay when suddenly the door burst open and a wave of intense light flooded in.
Next strange looking creatures heads popped around the door and surveyed a rather astonished looking Mike.
"We have come to reprogramme your GS type thinking" came a thin metalic voice."They are the best, all and everything"
After being given time to sort himself out Mike was taken "roughly" I mean escorted to the Mother ship and probed for negative feedback on the top of the range elmo super 8 projector.
After hours of lengthy observation Mike was forced to ingest microscopic nanobots that would rush though his body, locate the GS negativity and purge it from his system.
Then as quickly as they had come, once they had sneaked off wit his 100 foot super 8 copy of "Video Killed the Radio Star" they were gone.
Its just emerged that next moring Mike awoke remembering all of this as if it had been a dream and after breakfast rushed to the phone and contacted all of the UK cin`e dealers one after the other trying to buy a GS that needed the plastic parts reprofiling for £1400.
Sadly no-one had one, so he has been left dazed and shaken and desperate to buy one of the excellant machines
The military have also advised Mike that under no circumstances should he ever denigrade the wonder that is the GS1200 in future for fear that he may cause further large scale invasions.
Well thankfully the threat seems to have passed now and lets hope Mike has learnt his lesson.

Best Mark. ( one seriously worried ST600 owner who has just fitted a new lock to his bathroom door.)

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 12, 2004, 03:53 PM:

Ive told you before about drinking water from the bog.

Don't do it when there is lemonade in it!!!

No more harpic toilet cleaners for you my lad and the
stain on the floor will have to be cleaned by you. [Eek!]

Regards

Mother

Posted by Mark Todd (Member # 96) on March 12, 2004, 03:59 PM:

Sorry mam its just what the nice man on the Radio said, !!!!!

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 12, 2004, 04:15 PM:

Now Son

You are now a esteemed Sexypert annointed by the The Wise One of All in a secret ritual performed at the stroke of midnight last night. By the way you were to roll your trouser legs up not drop your trousers.

You are a pillar of collectia, an elder and a wise arse who will be questioned and sought out for all manner of advice from collectors all over the universe.

People who dont even know you will be baffled by you and your insight.

Live long and prosper.

We are not worthy

Mother

Mrs Toddy

Posted by Mark Todd (Member # 96) on March 12, 2004, 05:23 PM:

Now come on Mike just because you don`t have your wings yet.
Bet I beat to you to master what not.
Used to have a poor lad at school who`s surname was Bates, I bet you can imagine what he used to get called, nice lad but I bet it left scars after a bit too much of it, the joking.

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 12, 2004, 05:29 PM:

Funny, I worked with a girl who always insisted on being called Ms Bates even though she was married. When she had a son someone enquired was he going to be called Master ####.

Seriously how will you cope being a Master Film Handler. Any tips

Posted by Mark Todd (Member # 96) on March 12, 2004, 05:37 PM:

Well yes Mike as it happens I do have some.

1 Don`t take yourself to seriously.

2 Dont` think everything you say is right.

3 Don`t get too retentive.

4 Always wash behind your ears.

5 Never push a pencil 5 inches up your nose.

6 Always enjoy things for the moment, nothing lasts forever.

But I could be wrong.

Best Mark.

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 12, 2004, 05:52 PM:

Old wise sexypert I am not worthy

1 Don`t take yourself to seriously. Doh when did I ever!!

2 Dont` think everything you say is right. I think I have been told that enough recently. Sankyos are a brillant machine.

3 Don`t get too retentive. Does that involve going to the toilet
a lot?

4 Always wash behind your ears. Does that involve foreplay?

5 Never push a pencil 5 inches up your nose. That's definitely
foreplay.

6 Always enjoy things for the moment, nothing lasts forever.

Where's me nudie photo of Kylie?

Posted by Mark Todd (Member # 96) on March 12, 2004, 05:59 PM:

Would the person who placed the above post please email me the nudie photo of Kylie.
As Dracy babes once said in an Eastern European accent "I will accepet no refusal"
Send it, send it now.

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 13, 2004, 08:45 AM:

Your wish is my command All powerful sexypert.

Do contain yourself!!! She does have a problem with buttons etc.

I am not worthy!!!

Posted by Douglas Meltzer (Member # 28) on March 13, 2004, 09:50 AM:

I can only assume that this thread is part of a conspiracy by the comedy duo of Newell and Todd (M&M?) to dramatically increase their posting totals and catch up to Master Faulkner.
Doug

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 13, 2004, 10:02 AM:

It would take more than the two of to do that Doug.

Kevin is on the edge of becoming 300 so he is contemplating in the wilderness like David Carradine in Kung Fu. (There is a very slight resemblance).

So as there was a quiet period of reflection on the forum we thought we would talk to each other. It saves phone bills.

My partner in crime is indisposed at the moment downloading his porn [Eek!]

but he will be back in normal operation in a few hours.

Thank you for your co-operation [Smile]

in this matter your participation is appreciated. [Wink]

Posted by Kevin Faulkner (Member # 6) on March 16, 2004, 05:03 PM:

Well you two that has all made me smile! (cant think why) but at least this reply might just have pushed me throught the 300 mark.
What a pair of twats and what are they talking about???? [Smile]

Kev.

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 16, 2004, 05:29 PM:

Grand Master David has returned from the widerness to the forum.

So nothing special happens at 300 thats a bit of a pooper.

My partner in crime has'nt been seen since he received the images of our Kylie. I hope it wasnt too much for him.

I am away to contemplate being a sexypert very soon!!!

I am not worthy. [Razz]

Posted by Mark Todd (Member # 96) on March 16, 2004, 05:38 PM:

WeLl I`m back but I`m afraid there has been a bit of a dissaster, and I`m not talking about having all of my Y-fronts stolen off the washing line by a roaming band of Mongolian Horse Bandits.( But that was a bit of a shocker).
No what it is I can`t open those flamin photos.
Wow I thought, the Antipodean minx is going to show me just what shes got and then nothing.
I can tell you its been a big dissapointment for a lad, almost as bad as sitting down to watch big brother or the like and expecting to be entertained!!!!!!!!!
So my sad little pad remains Kylie free.
Have you checked out Robs celebrity Oops, thats always worth a look.
best Mark.

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 16, 2004, 05:41 PM:

Guess what Im a Sexypert [Eek!]

Posted by Mark Todd (Member # 96) on March 16, 2004, 05:51 PM:

That does sound a tad rude Mike, wash your mouth out with thermofilm Mr N.
Once you hit a 1000 what happens then.
Anyone know that faithful old ditty that runs on the tune of My old mans a Dustman.
Its starts like this.

My Old mans a flasher !!!
He wears a flasher Mac.
A pair of cut off trousers,
And a dirty old black hat.
etc etc etc.

Its a quant Old English number.

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on March 16, 2004, 05:54 PM:

You know what happens at 1000 don't you?

You receive the high roll call that can be achieved.

New fingers a pairs of glasses and the esteem title

16mm collector [Eek!]

Posted by David Hardy (Member # 4628) on August 21, 2016, 05:09 AM:

This old thread was linked to me by another member.
I find it very funny but have only replied to it
in order to gain another point. [Wink]

Posted by Mike Newell (Member # 23) on August 21, 2016, 05:34 AM:

David Welcome to the Martian Toilet Society. Just remember don't take it seriously a don't look in the light!

Posted by David Hardy (Member # 4628) on August 21, 2016, 08:24 AM:

Hahahahaha ! Thanks Mike.
This thread is great fun. [Smile]

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