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Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on May 22, 2005, 08:40 PM:
A Grasshopper walks into a bar to get a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says, "WOW! We have a drink named after you!"
The Grasshopper responds, "Really? You have a drink called Marvin?"
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Posted by Jan Bister (Member # 332) on May 22, 2005, 08:46 PM:
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
Says the bartender, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"
Posted by Tom Photiou (Member # 130) on May 23, 2005, 03:17 PM:
Try this one, bloke in at the bar looks down and the nuts in the bowl are telling he looks good, he walks to the fruit machine and puts his pint on top of it, fruit machine says get the f*** out of here you turd. The guy complains to the bar manager who explains that the nuts are complimentry and the fruit machine's out of order.
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