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Osi Osgood
Film God
Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted October 31, 2007 10:25 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
hey hey! I just flew in from Transylvania, and are my arms tired!!
(Bada dump! Tss!)
I was once in the mortuary business, our slogan was "We'll URN your business!"
(bada dump! Tss!)
We faced STIFF competition!
(bada dump! Tss!)
Our finacial losses gave us GRAVE concerns!
(bada dump! Tss!)
Pardon me if my humor is CRYPTIC!
(bada dump! Tss!)
Hey, I once hung out with a fellow from Egypt, but he was too WRAPPED UP in himself!
(bada dump! Tss!)
He never left home, because he was to attached to his MUMMY!
(bada dump! Tss!)
I used to play cards with him, but EGYPTED me, so I stopped!
(bada dump! Tss!)
Hey, i had another friend with vampyric tendencies. He bit me on the neck, but when he got no blood, he flew off, saying, "FANGS for nothing!"
(bada dump! Tss!)
I hung out with my zombie neighbor, singing "Am I blue?" until I realized he hurt our chances in the sing off! We came in DEAD last!
(bada dump! Tss!)
But my singing competition went alot better when Frankie and I sang ACDC's HIGH VOLTAGE.
(bada dump! Tss!)
Thank you thank you! I have to go now, I'm so hungry I'm in the mood for a corpus delicti!
(bada dump! Tss!)
-------------------- "All these moments will be lost in time, just like ... tears, in the rain. "
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