Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler
Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted April 10, 2009 08:47 PM
[I really thought this was great]
ARE YOU MY SON
An elderly man in his 80's is having lunch at a mall food court. About 10 minutes later, a teenager with a mohawk sits down next to the table and has a drink. For the next 10 minutes, the elderly man keeps eye balling the teenager.
Finally in disgust, the teenager says, "Whats the matter old man, haven't you ever seen a mohawk?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replies, "I did have sex with a parrot once. I was wondering if you are my son?"
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