Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler
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From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted November 06, 2004 10:31 PM
Ok. Let's lighten up the mood here, just for the heck of it.
I think this is British humour........
"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." --Leia
"No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia
"You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." --Uncle Owen
Speaking of Captain Antilles, check out the last pair of pants he ever wore!
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!" --Grand Moff Tarkin
"All right, men. Load your pants!" --Stormtrooper
"Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants." --Threepio
"You're pants are weak old man." --Vader
"These are all your pants Artoo" --C3PO
"The pants will always be with you, always." --Obi-Wan
"Until these pants are fully operational, we are vunerable." --Tagge
"Years ago you served my father in the pants." --Leia
"I regret I am unable to present my father's request to you in pants." --Leia
"No pants! No pants!" --Wuher, the bartender
"Myself, the boy, two droid, and no pants." --Obi-Wan
"Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of these pants." --Luke
"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." --Greedo
"But the harvest is when I need pants the most." --Owen
"Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have already gone. It means so much to him" --Beru
"All the excitement has overloaded the pants in my companion here." --Threepio
"In my pants, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi Wan
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader."
"So you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?" --Leia
"That's right. I've got some old pants to take off." --Han
"Lock pants in attack postion." --Red Leader
"But I was going to Toishe station to pick up some pants." --Luke
"Ten thousand! We could almost buy our own pants for that!" --Luke
"Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two pants, and no questions asked." -- Kenobi
"Into the pants, flyboy!" --Leia
"I got pants!" --Luke "Great kid, don't get cocky." --Han
"Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them." --Obi Wan
"I've got to rest before I fall apart. My pants are almost frozen." --Threepio
"He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these pants." --Threepio
"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants." --Darth Vader
"In my experience, there's no such thing as pants." --Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I begged him not to go, but he's malfunctioning! Kept babbling on about his pants!" --Threepio
"Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside." --Wuher the Bartender
"These aren't the pants you're looking for." --Obi-Wan
"Great pants, kid! They're one in a million!" --Han Solo
"Thank the maker...these pants are going to feel so good." --Threepio
"That's no moon, those are pants." --Obi-Wan
"If you strike my pants down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." --Obi-Wan
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." --Motti
"His pants off. Luke you switched off your pants, what's wrong?" --Base Voice
"Flying trough pants ain't like dusting crops, boy!" --Han
"What good are pants if you ain't around to use 'em?" --Han
"I knew there was more to you than pants." --Leia
"Would you prefer a different pair of pants? A military pair?!" --Tarkin
"Hokey pants and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid." --Han
"He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording." --Threepio
"Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of the pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive." --(Strangely enough) Lando
"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." --Yoda
"You certainly have a way with pants." --Leia
"Pants not make one great." --Yoda
"Having some trouble with your pants?" --Lando
"I happen to like nice pants." --Leia
"Feel the pants flowing through you" --Yoda
"Pants are a perfectly acceptable solution." --C3PO
"He's no good to me in pants." --Bobba Fett (there's another one!!)
"There isn't enough life on this ice-cube to fill my pants." --Han
"Laugh it up, fuzzball! You didn't see us alone in the pants." --Han
"But I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants." --Han
"I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'm going to need it to get out of this slimy mudhole." --Luke
"Mudhole? Slimy? My pants these are!"---Yoda
"I don't know where you get your pants, laserbrain." --Leia
"You see, I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of my pants forever." --Lando
"Well, Your Worship, it looks like you arranged to keep me in your pants for a while longer." --Han
"Sir, the pants are dropping to rapidly." --Deck Officer
"But Master Yoda! How will I know the good pants from the bad?" --Luke
"You're lucky pants don't taste very good." --Luke
"I need to you to talk to the Falcon for me, find out whats wrong with the pants." --Han
"Artoo, stay and watch over the pants." --Luke
"The Emporer commands you to make pants with him." --Piett
"For the pants it is time to eat as well" --Yoda
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking pants herder!" --Leia
"What if he doesn't survive, his pants are worth a lot to me" --Fett
"I'm altering the pants. Pray I don't alter them further" --Vader
"These pants are getting worse all the time!" --Lando
"Yoda... I'm ready to wear pants! Ben, tell him I'm ready." --Luke
"Lord Vader, I've reached the main power generator, the pants will be down in moments." --General Veers
"No, but he has no love for the pants, I can tell you that." --Han
"Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their pants before they go into light-speed and then we just float away." --Han
"Be calm. Through the Force things you will see: other places, other pants." --Yoda
"Lord Vader, I feel your pants. Show yourself." --Luke
"Wrougghhh! Rohh wrahh pants whroaah." --Chewie
"I feel as if I can take on the pants all by myself!" -Dack
"Transport, this is Solo. Better take off-I can't get to you, I'll get her out in my pants" -Han
"Cable out! Let her go!" --Zev "Detach Pants!" --Wedge
"Zev, I have lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot." --Luke
"No. No different. Only different in your pants." --Yoda
"Then I'll see you in pants." --Han Solo
"I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of pants forever." --Lando
"If you only know the power of the pants!" --Vader
"Impossible! No ship that small has pants!" --Captain Needa
"Pants accepted, Captain Needa" --Vader
"Through the force, things you will see. Other places. The future . . . the past. Old pants long gone." --Yoda
"How you get so big eating pants of this kind?" --Yoda
"I feel the Pants." --Luke "Yes, but you cannot control them." --Yoda
"I'm sorry I couldn't do more, but I've got my own pants." --Lando
"I love your pants." --Leia "I know." --Han
"Looking! Found some pants you have, I would say, hmm?" --Yoda
" A Jedi must have the deepest pants . . ." --Yoda
"You have controlled your fear, now release your pants. Only your pants can destroy me!" --Darth Vader
"But he asks the impossible. I need more pants." --Moff Jerjerrod
"Han . . . Can you reach my pants?" --Luke
"Now lock onto the strongest power source. It should be the pants." --Lando
"Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for pants, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." --Threepio
"I'm afraid our furry pants have gone and done something rather rash." --Threepio
"Shuttle Tydirium, what is your pant's cargo and destination?" --Admiral Piett
"Intensify the forward pants. I don't want anything to get through." --Admiral Piett
"We only need to keep their pants from escaping." --Admiral Piett
"You serve your pants well. And you will be rewarded."--Luke
"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants."--Commander Jerjerrod
"Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side!"--Emperor Palpatine
"Keep your pants, though, Chewie, but don't look like your trying to your pants."--Han
"If you will not fight, then your pants will meet their destiny." --Vader
"Just deliver Master Luke's pants and get us out of here."---Threepio
"I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Captain Solo's pants." --Luke
"It's your choice, but I warn you, do not underestimate my pants." --Luke
"My strike team is ready, but I'll need a command crew for the pants."---Han
"Break off the attack! Their pants are still up!" --Lando
"Lock pants in attack position!" --Wedge
"I am un-pantsed, strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete." --Palpatine
"Your thoughts betray you. I can feel the pants in you, the conflict." --Luke
"Well why don't you use your divine pants and get us outta here?" --Han
"Soon the pants will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us!" --Palpatine
"I do believe they think I am some kind of pants." --Threepio
"Your wrong Leia. You have those pants too. In time, you'll learn to use them as I have." --Luke
"Your pants are complete." --Vader
"Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived." --Officer
"Bury your pants deep down. They do you credit, but they may be used to serve the Empire." --Obi-Wan
"You cannot escape your pants, Luke." --Kenobi
"Go out to the command ship and await my pants." --Emperor
"But these are my pants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free!" --Leia
"Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the pants and take out the main reactor." --Admiral Ackbar
"Vader is in those pants." --Luke "Don't get jittery Luke, there are a lot of pants" --Han
Picture Lando in hot pants when you read this one:
"They must have heard about my little pants at the Battle of Taanab." --Lando
"Pants is hardly the word I would use." --Threepio
"I have need for you in our master's pants. And I think you will fit in nicely." --EV-9D9
"Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of pants real fast." --Wedge
"We have stolen small Imperial pants. Disguised as cargo pants and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator." --Madine
"Artoo, look! Captain Solo. And he's still frozen in pants." --Threepio
"Jabba, this is your last chance, pants us, or die." --Luke
"Many Bothans died to bring us these pants." --Mon Mothma
"We'll last longer than we will against those pants! And we might just take a few of them with us." --Lando
"Your pants are lost...your friends on the Endor moon will not survive..." --Palpatine
"Now, witness the power of a fully armed and operational Pants" --Palpatine
"Good, I hate long pants." --Han
"These pants are my kind of scum." --Jabba
"Who's there?" --Han
"Someone who loves pants." --Leia
"The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our pants has come."-- Mon Mothma
"There doesn't seem to be any pants here. We'd better go." --C3PO
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