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Topic: Ebay Stag - Not for the faint of heart
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Kirkamus Anderson
Film Handler
Posts: 99
From: hoenberg
Registered: Feb 2011
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posted March 03, 2011 07:25 PM
***Note to Mod-I'm not trying to make a post in poor taste and if you would like to delete this post I understand. This is a real situation I came across while perusing my hobby of 8mm projection. I understand if you don't want this kind of content on your board. Much respect to you.***
I know, I'm not trying to make a misleading post but if you're easily offended or don't want to ruin your evening please stop reading now. Like Now. Stop and go back to the print reviews section.
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Alright. SOOO, I wanted to buy a 8mm stag film for fun. Nothing crazy hardcore, more like a glamour film I could put up as a short in between films I show at my house this summer. No Kids at these shows, we're all in our 20's and 30's and in the art scene in LA.
So, I went on Ebay and bought a misc stag film for a few bucks. The seller said she got it with a bunch of others at an estate sale and never watched it. I certainly believe her. The auction was for a box of film with writing on the outside that said "Satisfied." She had a bunch of them, but "satisfied" sounded harmless enough.
It showed up yesterday in the identical box, but the writing was different. Instead of "satisfied" it said "Beauty and the beast". No biggie to me. I didn't care what it was.
Last night while my girlfriend was at school I figured what the hell! How bad could this be?
We'll lets just say, the beast is literally a beast...of the canine persuasion. I shut it off pretty quick. Turned on the TV and tried to cleanse my eyes. I'm still in shock today. This wasn't a home movie. It was cut and printed. It's in terrible quality, but what the heck!
Holy crap I have some bad luck.
So, now I have this bestiality 8mm film in my possession. I emailed a friend of mine who teaches sexual studies in San Francisco to see if he would want it, but he hasn't got back to me yet. Has this ever happened to any of you before?!?!
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