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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted October 31, 2008 11:17 AM

Hey everybody!! It's time for jokes!!

"Keith", the Mummy would have contributed, but he's too wrapped up in himself!

"Fang's for nothing!!" was Dan the Dracula's response to the Mummy!

He got a good drink out of Frankenstein Faulkner, who tried to climb through a window, broke the glass and got a large shard in his neck ...

I guess that's what you call having a "Big "Pane" in the Neck!"

Ba da dump!! Tss!

Hey all you little ghouls and boys! Is there anybody alive out in that audience.

That's what I get trying to do stand up comedy to a zombie audience!

It got so bad bad that Dracula stepped out for a "bite" to eat!

Frankie found my comedy quite shocking.

The Mummy decided to turn up, but, having drank a little too much he was, shall we say, quite stiff.

and speaking of stiffs ....

How are my fellow forum members ...?

Hyuk yuk yuk!!

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Keith Ashfield
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 997
From: U.K.
Registered: Dec 2006

posted October 31, 2008 11:36 AM

Osi, Frankie said it's time to make a "bolt" for the door.

Do you know what it's like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck. [Big Grin]

What happens when two vampires meet?
It's love at first bite. [Razz]

What did the bird say on Halloween?
Tick or tweet! [Eek!]

Where do ghosts go to get drunk?
Anywhere that they can get sheet-faced! [Confused]

What do you call ghosts that are drunk on the top floor of a tall building?
High Spirits! [Big Grin]

The Chuckle Brothers ride again!
Happy Halloween ..........

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"We'll find 'em in the end, I promise you. We'll find 'em. Just as sure as a turnin' of the earth".

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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted October 31, 2008 03:09 PM

"Sheet Faced" Hah!! Good one, me partner in crime!

These jokes are a "howling" good time!

My wife, however, has this "grave" suspicion that there is a darker side to all of this ....

She told me she has a "bone" to pick with me ....

"I've had enough of your "cryptic" humor!"

She stated, to which I replied ...

"to "Witch" joke were you referring to?"

She groans ...

for, you see ...

she didn't have a "ghost" of a chance!

AND I'M OUTTA HERE!!!

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