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Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on May 06, 2007, 11:36 PM:

A General yak is a rather high ranking Yak, much higher than say, Corporal Yak and most definitely higher than private Yak,

But anyone who wants to Yak about my privates is just a naughty boy!

Thank you Thank you, I'll be playing at the Palladium all week!!

(and doing an occasional Bar Mitsvah!!)

Posted by Dan Lail (Member # 18) on May 07, 2007, 12:24 AM:

Osi, here is my take on General Yak from back in 2004;

"Ever notice yaks have big hooves and yetties have big feet. Yet yetties and yaks yearn for snowy peaks of powder where prints in paths are present. If yetties could talk I guess they would become yakkng yetties on powdered peaks present in paths with prints of big feet. What do you think?"

Maybe you could work it into your Bar Mitsvah gig! [Eek!]

Posted by Jean-Marc Toussaint (Member # 270) on May 07, 2007, 08:47 AM:

And here's the original thread .

Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on May 07, 2007, 10:19 AM:

I think I'm yakking on a bone!

Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on May 07, 2007, 10:36 AM:

Now if Jerry Sienfeld saw this thread, it'd be something like, YAKKA, YAKKA, YAKKA [Big Grin]

Posted by Tom Photiou (Member # 130) on May 07, 2007, 04:20 PM:

Forget the yak,
Whats the difference between a buffalo & a bison??

You cant wash your hands in a buffalo [Big Grin]

Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on May 07, 2007, 07:10 PM:

Sure you can, but it's very VERY gruesome!

Posted by Keith Ashfield (Member # 741) on May 08, 2007, 05:55 PM:

What did the mountaineer say when he lifted the yak onto the cooker?
"Oh my baking Yak!" [Smile]

Why do Yetties never gamble?
"Tibet or not Tibet" [Big Grin]

Posted by Lee Mannering (Member # 728) on May 09, 2007, 03:58 AM:

Important facts of Yak

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on May 09, 2007, 10:04 AM:

I think we've gotten this down fairly well, we've gotten the yak!

There is another animal out there related to the yak called the Gag. Quite rare, but still found in south Ecuador.
They are a milk bearing animal, much like a goat. The milk is quite sweet, but hard to get out and you literally have to drain the Gag for just one glass.

I guess that's milking a Gag for all it's worth!

Posted by Douglas Meltzer (Member # 28) on May 09, 2007, 01:01 PM:

We need a graemlin of a drummer doing a rim shot.

Doug

Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on May 09, 2007, 05:02 PM:

Course, the problem with Gag's is that they don't really like being milked, so you have to chase them down,

which would make them ...

Dare I say?

a RUNNING GAG?!

Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on May 09, 2007, 11:04 PM:

What is the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo? Hmmmmm I really don't know. But I will take a guess.....

I know someone who tried to mix to dog breeds: A bull dog mixed with a Shihitzu.

They got a Bullshit.

RIM SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Grin]

Posted by Dan Lail (Member # 18) on May 10, 2007, 02:56 AM:

Chip, that reminds me of the old joke, what do you get when you cross a gorilla with a computer? Answer; A Harry Reasoner.

If you don't know who Harry was, here's the link;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reasoner

Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on May 10, 2007, 12:25 PM:

Dan - you should be more hip than that. LOL

The joke I wrote above I really don't know where it originated - however I heard it in the movie Dumb & Dumber with Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels. :-)

Posted by Dan Lail (Member # 18) on May 11, 2007, 12:05 AM:

Sorry Chip. I should have said "if anyone doesn't know who Harry Reasoner was". Wasn't sure if he had achieved international notariety, although I know gorillas and computers have. [Big Grin]

Sounds like something out of the DaVinci Code. Remember the PBS Show "Connections? One invention or event was tied to another through time and then finally ending up as something in the present. It usually started with something like "a caveman was sinking up to his neck in mud and thinking it was all over". "Then his toe felt something solid and he realized he'd been saved from sinking any further by an underground rock". Through connecting this event to another as the centuries passed they connected to The Beatles in the Caverns, thus the advent of "Undeground Rock". [Eek!]

Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on May 11, 2007, 05:04 PM:

Let it be known that Dan is a thilly person!

I'm gagging on that last joke.

Just let me get the "film" off my eyes.

Okay okay, it's time we got "reel" about this post.

After all, we do want to "project" the right image on this forum.

In fact, the thought of the opposite being true makes me want to "shutter".

But then all this should be seen thru the proper "lense".

Thilly thilly OSI!

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