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Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on November 18, 2009, 09:37 AM:
 
Customer comes to the snack bar from Cinema 3. Talks to the clerk on duty.....

Customer: "Excuse me sir, but there's a hair in the gate at Cinema 3."

Clerk: "But of course, sir. You're watching Roger Rabbit."

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Posted by Martin Jones (Member # 1163) on November 18, 2009, 09:49 AM:
 
Don't get it, Chip.

Martin
 

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Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on November 18, 2009, 10:01 AM:
 
Martin

Wassup Doc?

Another word to describe "rabbit" is to call it a "Hare"

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/hare
 

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Posted by Martin Jones (Member # 1163) on November 18, 2009, 10:07 AM:
 
Really? Gotcha!
Can't seem to find Webster's Dictionary; is it by any chance Morocco Bound?

Martin
 

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Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on November 18, 2009, 03:50 PM:
 
Very Good Chip, you go to the head of the class ...

... and here's your dunce cap!

ba da dump Tss!
 

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Posted by Chip Gelmini (Member # 44) on November 19, 2009, 02:54 PM:
 
I'm not finished yet.

Q. Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?

A. Because they have big fingers.


 

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Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on November 19, 2009, 03:06 PM:
 
Why did the elephant eat a light bulb?

He wanted a light snack!

Hows that 4 cheesy?
 

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Posted by Keith Ashfield (Member # 741) on November 19, 2009, 03:14 PM:
 
Q - How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

A - Open the door!
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Q - How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

A - You can't! There's a giraffe already in there.
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Q - Name six animals that live in the Artic Circle?

A - Two polar bears and four seals
 

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Posted by Osi Osgood (Member # 424) on November 19, 2009, 03:23 PM:
 
" How many animals live at the artic circle? "

... not to mention all the happy employees working for minimum wage ...

(maybe only americans will get that one!
 

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