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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003

posted November 18, 2009 09:37 AM

Customer comes to the snack bar from Cinema 3. Talks to the clerk on duty.....

Customer: "Excuse me sir, but there's a hair in the gate at Cinema 3."

Clerk: "But of course, sir. You're watching Roger Rabbit."

- - - - - - - [Big Grin]

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Martin Jones
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Thetford , Norfolk,England
Registered: May 2008

posted November 18, 2009 09:49 AM

Don't get it, Chip.

Martin

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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003

posted November 18, 2009 10:01 AM

Martin

Wassup Doc?

Another word to describe "rabbit" is to call it a "Hare"

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/hare

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Martin Jones
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Thetford , Norfolk,England
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posted November 18, 2009 10:07 AM

Really? Gotcha!
Can't seem to find Webster's Dictionary; is it by any chance Morocco Bound?

Martin

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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted November 18, 2009 03:50 PM

Very Good Chip, you go to the head of the class ...

... and here's your dunce cap!

ba da dump Tss!

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"All these moments will be lost in time, just like ... tears, in the rain. "

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Chip Gelmini
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1733
From: Brooksville, FL
Registered: Jun 2003

posted November 19, 2009 02:54 PM

I'm not finished yet.

Q. Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?

A. Because they have big fingers.

[Big Grin]

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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted November 19, 2009 03:06 PM

Why did the elephant eat a light bulb?

He wanted a light snack!

Hows that 4 cheesy?

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Keith Ashfield
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 997
From: U.K.
Registered: Dec 2006

posted November 19, 2009 03:14 PM

Q - How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

A - Open the door! [Big Grin]

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Q - How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

A - You can't! There's a giraffe already in there. [Big Grin]

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Q - Name six animals that live in the Artic Circle?

A - Two polar bears and four seals [Big Grin]

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"We'll find 'em in the end, I promise you. We'll find 'em. Just as sure as a turnin' of the earth".

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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted November 19, 2009 03:23 PM

" How many animals live at the artic circle? "

... not to mention all the happy employees working for minimum wage ...

(maybe only americans will get that one!

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