How about that?

[Trevor Adams]

In the 200ft extract from ,A & C go to MARS, the baaad boys actually go to Venus!

[Douglas Meltzer]

True, and the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are actually from the the Cretaceous period.

[Bill Phelps]

Cretaceous Park just doesn’t sound right!

[Brian Fretwell]

They also go to Venus in the 400ft extract.

[Steve Klare]

I guess that was before they found out how HOT Venus is!

They've never been able to get a lander to function very long because they cook to death in less than an hour.

(Not your prime Real-Estate!)

-at least Mars warms all the way up to Arctic during the "Summer".

[Joe Taffis]

And in the Abbott & Costello comedy skit known as "Abbott & Costello meet The Creature", only Costello actually meets him, but they both meet Frankenstein...again!

[Douglas Meltzer]

I guess Universal thought having Mars in the title sounded better than Venus, just like the folks at Cinerama Releasing figured Krakatoa: East of Java was a good title despite the fact that Krakatoa is actually west of Java.

[Brian Fretwell]

Unless they went the LONG way round!! The trouble with not having East and West Poles.

[Trevor Adams]

Thanks Brian! Fancy,the girls on Venus are only good for one kiss!

[Joe Caruso]

New-old-age film coming out;
THE CREATURE OF CRETACEOUS PARK; WEST OF MARS, MEETS A&C AT KRAKATOA VENUS