General Yak

[Osi Osgood]

So if we have a General Yak, do we have a Corporal Punishment, followed by Major Pain to the privates? Hah! Couldn't resist.

[Brian Fretwell]

In a radio comedy (I'm Sorry I'll Read that Again) Tim Brooke Taylor played an effeminate "Corporal Punishment". When asked why he had a glittering uniform he said it was Territorial Lamé.

[Chip Gelmini]

https://8mmforum.film-tech.com/vbb/f...pecial-edition

[Osi Osgood]

A hungry man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in days ... So I bit him! Oldest joke I know, besides my father in law!

[Terry Sills]

My wife told me that I'm overweight but I told her I've had a lot on my plate lately.

[Ed Gordon]

http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/yakjokes.html