In theory, this should be a good news story. A new Cinema complex arrives were a historic cinema of the same name used to be situated up until 40 years ago when they built a monstrous shopping complex over it. Times have moved in a low and behold a new entertainment experience has arrived.
Basically , you have a 9 plush cinemas where you can now have your dins dins and endless supply of alcohol. Now don’t get me wrong sweets, popcorn or Coca Cola etc I don’t have an issue with but watching listening and smelling someone guzzling pizza or gourmet burgers and fries is not my idea of watching a movie. Added to the fact they are supplying alcohol. Anglo Saxons do not drink like other species on this planet. They are neither civilised or restrained.
Mind you I would reckon a ticket to this event will likely cost £100 for two tickets but you do get your din dins 🤮
Cant wait to see how this pans out. We already have two luxury cinema complexes which are like empty barns except at the weekend.
Is this the new trend for cinemas Will wash your parts in a jacuzzi and cut your toenails be next or will we have sex booths 😳to enhance the viewing experience.
Thank God for the home cinema.
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/b...482184954.html
Basically , you have a 9 plush cinemas where you can now have your dins dins and endless supply of alcohol. Now don’t get me wrong sweets, popcorn or Coca Cola etc I don’t have an issue with but watching listening and smelling someone guzzling pizza or gourmet burgers and fries is not my idea of watching a movie. Added to the fact they are supplying alcohol. Anglo Saxons do not drink like other species on this planet. They are neither civilised or restrained.
Mind you I would reckon a ticket to this event will likely cost £100 for two tickets but you do get your din dins 🤮
Cant wait to see how this pans out. We already have two luxury cinema complexes which are like empty barns except at the weekend.
Is this the new trend for cinemas Will wash your parts in a jacuzzi and cut your toenails be next or will we have sex booths 😳to enhance the viewing experience.
Thank God for the home cinema.
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/b...482184954.html
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