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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted December 08, 2009 10:09 AM

What does Jolly Saint Nick need to get o0ut of the Insane Asylum, in order to deliver presents?

A "Sanity Clause"!

What did Santa get a case of after grumbling against his reindeer?

A bad case of "Hoof in Mouth"

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Steven J Kirk
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 873
From: Southern England
Registered: Apr 2008

posted December 08, 2009 10:56 AM

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Satanists? They sold their souls to SANTA...

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Motion Picture High-Fidelity

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Martin Jones
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1269
From: Thetford , Norfolk,England
Registered: May 2008

posted December 08, 2009 12:16 PM

My granddaughter tells me Santa has no problem keeping warm on his travels... his sleigh is pulled by six radiators.

Martin

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Osi Osgood
Film God

Posts: 10204
From: Mountian Home, ID.
Registered: Jul 2005

posted December 08, 2009 06:39 PM

Very cute Martin!

To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town"

"You, better clean up,
you better take care,
you better hide all your silverware ...

They'll talk about religion
and how you used your vote
and then they will proceed to drop
your china gravy boat

(crash!)

Ohhh ...

you better clean up,
ya better take care,
ya better hide all dat silverware
relatives are coming .. to town!

Relatives are coming to town!

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