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Topic: The 3rd list of over 1000`s 16mm films.
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Hugh Thompson Scott
Film God
Posts: 3063
From: Gt. Clifton,Cumbria,England
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted July 27, 2012 03:40 AM
Alas,still no reply from Leon,the only explanation I can give is that he is being held prisoner by Somali pirates,or has been taken to the other side of the Galaxy by Aliens or maybe the answer is closer to home.Picture this; a hospital side ward,a lone figure lies in bed,mumbling and babbling, attached to a saline drip,a doctor and nurse keep vigil over the sweaty little body. I can imagine the scene done in the style of "Brief Encounter" in the clipped English of the day. NURSE; "Will he live Doctor?" DOCTOR; "I don't know" NURSE:"Just then,when he reached out for his laptop computer and his little hand danced over the keys like a spider on crack coccaine.............I thought there might be hope." DOCTOR:" 'Tis a terrible malady,the worst case I've seen of the dreaded Ebaykwickus Profiticus,I fear there may be no hope" NURSE:"You mean................." DOCTOR:"I'm afraid so................he may never reply to an E-Mail ever again.............it's monstrous,a terrible affliction." NURSE:"I thought when he was tapping away to his Forum that there might have been a chance............Oh it's so cruel" DOCTOR:"Just take a peek under his eyelids nurse" NURSE:"They look like stained glass windows" DOCTOR:"Yes, but think what they look like from his sIde! If you look closer you'll see the Dollar signs starting to form in his eyes...............My God it's horrible" DOCTOR:"See, the fingers are starting to twitch on the money counting hand.........cruel,cruel fate." NURSE;"Maybe if I sing to him again,that little song from "Sleeping Beauty",he seemed to like that" DOCTOR:"You mean the one that goes.........Someday your prints will come." Alas we may never know the true fate of Leon,perhaps the services of a good medium,ouija board or pack of Tarot cards might hold the answer as the internet has failed miserably.
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