Funny Stuff - Please share jokes/cartoons/puns

[Chip Gelmini]

Now hear this

[Graham Ritchie]

Fancy a Australia holiday? to get away from it all

[Steve Klare]

A horse-drawn bus from the 1890s:
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(There's no WAY this was drawn by a horse! It's a photograph!)

[Graham Ritchie]

[Chip Gelmini]

Hey now

[Ed Gordon]

The New Yorker magazine's latest cartoon caption contest features the creature from the the pond on the Universal back-lot.


You can submit your submissions at https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest

My suggested caption would be:

"Attention swimmers! It's almost my time for my lunch. Everyone in the water now!"

[Ed Gordon]

At This Point in the Broadcast: Reviews, Ratings and Pointless Surveys

[Graham Ritchie]

This one made me

[Dominique De Bast]

Kid : I would like to let you know, to you who gave me life, that my stomach feels nothing but void.
Lady : Come on, Shakespeare, why don't you just say : "Mum, I'm hungry"?

[Chip Gelmini]

Yikes!!!!!

[Joerg Polzfusz]

An attempt to use AI to draw a man-made joke in comic style…

[Graham Ritchie]

Ah! Irnbru you can get it at the supermarket here at last, a bit of Scottish culture, now, this folks is a Glasgow accent.

[Ed Gordon]

Ah! Irnbru you can get it at the supermarket here at last, a bit of Scottish culture, now, this folks is a Glasgow accent.

I had to look up Irnbru. Turns out it is sold the the US and Canada.

Irn-Bru (/ˌaɪərn ˈbruː/ "iron brew", Scots: [ˌəirənˈbruː]) is a Scottish carbonated soft drink, often described as "Scotland's other national drink" after Scotch whisky

Speaking of accents, here is the master, Peter Sellers, playing a Wee Sonny MacGregor who is imitating a Irishman trying to buy illegal explosives.

[Joerg Polzfusz]

Replacement bubbles for water levels
(calibrated)

[Brian Fretwell]

Whilst booling up the left over carcass of my Sunday roast today I felt like one of the Marx Brothers - yes. I was making Duck Soup!