Funny Stuff - Please share jokes/cartoons/puns

[Joerg Polzfusz]

I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no nudity and no profanity.
It was a little overrated.

[Joerg Polzfusz]

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

[Joerg Polzfusz]

Is your name Ariel?
Because I think we mermaid for each other!

[Joerg Polzfusz]

What is the truck drivers' favorite part of the movies?

The trailers.

[Joerg Polzfusz]

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris. Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken, too.

[Joerg Polzfusz]

What's a pirate's favorite Christmas movie?
"It's A Plunderful Life".

[Joerg Polzfusz]

The movie "Speed" didn't have a director...
Because if "Speed" had direction, it would have been called "Velocity".

[Joerg Polzfusz]

Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
Yeah, it was MARVELous!

[Joerg Polzfusz]

Why does Quentin Tarantino refuse to make movies with digital cinematography?
Because he's the reel deal.

[Ed Gordon]

Unexpected "benefits" in our digital age...

[Chip Gelmini]

A girl fell into a trash shredder. Very sad. She must've been some guy's 1st crush.....

[Joerg Polzfusz]

Is this a Yashica Hobbyist „camera that can also be used as projector“? The seller is some Dall-E…

[Dominique De Bast]

No means no

[Dominique De Bast]

Better and better! Your shoes on the chair!!

[Dominique De Bast]

And now, doctor, I want the truth : am I really mad?