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  • #46
    Yvonne told me she thought that the Dalek one was not funny, but did like this one

    Although Yvonne did add that she does not like Mr Bean either, I know its hard to believe folks, but its true.

     

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    • #47
      A sheep farmer is tending his flock when a city slicker rolls up in his BMW, hops out and asks, "Hey, if I tell you exactly how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The farmer nods, so the city slicker opens his laptop, calls up some satellite photos, runs some algorithms, and announces, "You have 1,432 sheep."

      Impressed, the farmer says, "You're right. Go ahead and take one." So the city slicker loads one of the animals into the backseat of the car. "Now," says the farmer, "I'll bet all my sheep against your car that I can tell you what you do for a living."

      A gaming sort, the city slicker says, "Sure."

      "You're a consultant," says the farmer.

      "Wow!" says the consultant. "How'd you know?"

      "Well," says the farmer, "you come from nowhere even though I never asked you to. You drive a flash car, and wear a smart suit. You told me something I already knew. And you don't know anything about my business. Now give me back my dog."

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      • #48
        You can't beat Madagascar, now this is what I call teamwork
         

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            • #51
              That's a good one Ed!

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                • #53
                  Hippie walks into coffee shop, “Give me a coffee and a bun “ , “sorry” ,replies the assistant, “all the buns are gone” ,” crazy man I’ll have two” .
                  John

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                    • #55
                      That is pretty cool!

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                        • #57
                          Murphy: "If I can guess how many donuts you have in that bag can I have one of them?"
                          Paddy: "If you can guess how many you can have both of them"
                          Murphy: "3"

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                            • #59
                              Graham's talking about a garage reminded me of this one.

                              A cargo plane carrying Japanese car parts lost its cargo in flight.
                              It was raining Datsun cogs for miles.

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