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David, aged 5, wanted a pair of red boots like his friend so, after nagging his mother, she finally gave in and went to the Co-op store. The assistant produced a nice pair which David tried on. "Shall I wrap them madam" the assistant asked? "Can I keep them on" begged David? His mother smiled and agreed. " The pay desk is just round the corner' said the assistant. 'Stay here while I go with the lady, and don't move or touch anything! David's mother disappeared round the corner and, having completed the transaction, was about to return when she heard an angry woman's voice. 'How dare you!, followed by the sound of someone's face being slapped. Not wanting to be involved in the man and woman's arguement, she quickly ushered David out of the store.
That evening David's mum was knitting and David, still wearing his new boots was watching. "Mummy. I didn't like that lady in the shop. She stood on my boot's so I pinched her bum!"Comment
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A joke by the late Roy Hudd,who died recently,and who was a comedian, well known the the older UK members of this forum.
Question. Are you married?
Answer. No,ive always been round shouldered.Comment
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A minor physical gag/joke
Guy phoned me today selling a fp75 70mm projector and films needing to move it by Friday. I asked why friday? Wife says either it goes or I do!
Would I like it? Me says what projector or the wife?
True story and a good job we can laugh.
Enjoying this thread.Comment
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My eyes are scanning funny today at first I read that as a 75fps 70mm projector. I've heard of Showscan running at 48fps but 75fps. I thought no wonder she wanted rid of it.Comment
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Technically I think showscan is at 60fpsComment
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Yes, I mixed up 2x film speed and 2.5 times. It would have been good for US TV if telecined one frame per field!Comment
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You always get one Brian
What did the snow man say to the other snow man?
Can you smell carrotsComment
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