Funny Stuff - Please share jokes/cartoons/puns

[Chip Gelmini]

Hahaha

[Joerg Polzfusz]

Every time when seeing an image of Stonehenge, I am wondering about the film-format that they might have used in this 360° cinema back then…

[Chip Gelmini]

Lol lol

[Chip Gelmini]

Well science no doubt

[Chip Gelmini]

Well of course

[Steve Klare]

Times New Roman and Arial walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says
“Sorry, we don't serve your type here!”

[Chip Gelmini]

Well now....

[Chip Gelmini]

G'day to you

[Chip Gelmini]

When you skip reading instructions......

[Chip Gelmini]

Times New Roman and Arial walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says
“Sorry, we don't serve your type here!”

Well it took me a while to realize when I first heard the name Ariana Grande, that it was NOT a Windows font........

[Steve Klare]

"The German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men.

-It's worth noting that he died of syphilis."

-Sheldon Cooper

[Steve Klare]

There were call-in stories about everyday heroics on the radio this morning.

This is the best one I heard:

“So I was there at Asian takeout, standing at the counter. The Chef tilted the wok too much and hot oil spilled on him and caught fire. I ran around the counter and the guy’s laying on the floor with his pants on fire! I grabbed the cuffs and pulled his pants off. Now he composes himself, gets up and goes over to the cash register.

Standing there with no pants on, he says “That’ll be $15.05.”.

(This may be completely true, or maybe a little enhanced...we will never know for sure.)

[Graham Ritchie]

[Brian Fretwell]

I love the look of terror on the cat's face when they are dancing!

[Graham Ritchie]

Steve comments about Tom Cruise and Top Gun reminded me of this...