Funny Stuff - Please share jokes/cartoons/puns

[Chip Gelmini]

Houston we have a problem.....

Flying Buttocks

[Richard C. Patchett]

[Richard C. Patchett]

What made you smile today?

[Richard C. Patchett]

[Ed Gordon]

[Richard C. Patchett]

[Richard C. Patchett]

An Amish lady was riding home in her buggy, and was stopped by a policeman.
He told her “Ma’am, the taillight on your buggy is broken; you need to have it fixed”

looking the whole rig over, he noticed a cord tied around the horse’s testicles.

“I don’t think the SPCA would like that, "he pointed out, and let her go.

Upon reaching home, she immediately sought her husband.

“Hiram,” she told him, “I was stopped by the police, and told to have the taillight repaired. He mentioned something about the emergency brake, too.”

[Tom Photiou]

Jurassic park, 2021 Hollywood Diversity version

[Richard C. Patchett]

[Ty Reynolds]

Amusing, but fake:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cr...t-church-sign/

[Richard C. Patchett]

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"

The bartender considers it, then agrees.

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.

He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.

The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night,the bartender thinks that nothing could possibly top the first trick so he agrees.

The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.

"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."

The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.

"No," he insists, "he's not for sale."

The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.

The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded.

"That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered.

"The frog was really nothing special.

You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

[Chip Gelmini]

[Steve Lee]

Everyone I know this is in the wrong category for the forum, but this has given me the biggest laugh of the week !

https://www.ebay.es/itm/124880411601?hash=item1d1373dbd1:g:zv8AAOSwhsVhMfU ~

I don't know who would be the potential buyer would be, Maybe Bill Gates ?

And remember if you buy them all you can get 20% discount!!

[Brian Fretwell]

Well the entry on the list of "THE MASQUE OF THE READ DEATH" gave me a laugh! 😆

[Chip Gelmini]